Chicken Patties – & what I don’t like..
I love being able to recycle food into new dishes – mainly because I hate to waste food when I could provide one more delicious meal from it, and also because that is the way of my ancestors. Today I’m going to show you how to take leftover chicken and turn it into these delicious chicken patties. This is perfect if you have fried chicken (take off skin and shred it up!), rotisserie chicken, or even leftover chicken fingers. If you’ve had these before, though, you’ll know why a lot of people cook chicken just to be able to make them!
I guess these are kind of like Salmon patties. I could tell you better if I’d ever eaten a salmon patty but I generally avoid eating things that swim. Better folks might call these croquettes – but mine are just patties. Good, honest chicken has no need to put on airs and airs have no place in my kitchen. Now onto my rambling for the day….
I love writing Southern Plate. I love cooking for people, and I love getting to know all of you through the website and different events and things that I go to where you are kind enough to come see me. I love shopping for groceries and I love spending time in my kitchen. I love being able to put meals on a table with my family sitting around it and I dearly love knowing that you trust me enough to bring my recipes into your home and onto your tables.
In fact, I pretty much love every aspect of Southern plate, with one exception. I don’t love food photography. Not in the least. We might oughta keep this between ourselves, though. Entire industries are devoted to people just luh-huh-huv taking photos of food on a plate. I have friends who make their living at it (and produce amazing work), magazines and television networks rely on it, some people get so excited they stay awake at night just thinking about it. I think they’re amazing folks. I respect and admire all of them.
Me though? I’d just as soon eat it as to play with it. I seriously doubt I could manage to care less about taking a photograph of food and I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to publicly admit that because so many folks do take such pleasure in it. But hey, admiring someone doesn’t meant we have to emulate them. Good thing, too, because if that was the case I’d have to go work for a mission in Calcutta or move to Prague and write depressing poetry about the mysteries and loneliness of life.
I do a little better now than I used to because I have a nicer camera. But I tell myself every now and then that I should go back to my earlier posts, back when I was using a camera I had dropped into chocolate cake batter (that was a fun post), and re-take the photographs in order to update them.
Then I answer myself by saying that those pictures help preserve the evolution of Southern Plate and let people see how far I’ve come in my little unintentional photographic oddesy. Like most folks, I’m 100% on board with historical preservation when it means avoiding something I really don’t want to do anyway.
I do enjoy the photographs after the fact, especially when I’ve fussed with them and gotten them so pretty that my mother or a friend will call and tell me I’ve done a good job. But I can’t help but fall back on that voice in my head that drowns out all the others, the little practical side of me who rolls her eyes whenever I work on drizzling syrup just right or trying to position a strawberry so it doesn’t have a shadow and says “Look, you cooked it to eat, not to build a shrine to it.” By the time I’m supposed to be putting food on a plate to make it pretty my attention span is lost and I really just wanna call the kids into supper.
I did hang in there with these pictures but by the end you’ll see I was hungry and these amazing chicken patties were getting the best of me…
So now you know my secret.
Well, one of them anyway.
I hate food photography.
There are more but they’re not nearly as interesting.
You’ll need: Shredded Chicken*, Milk, Saltine crackers, poultry seasoning, onion, 2 eggs, salt, and pepper.
*GREATEST HINT EVER ON SHREDDING CHICKEN!
Take hot cooked chicken, with no bones, and place in the bowl of your stand mixer. Using the paddle attachment, turn it on low for a minute, then turn it up to medium or so for another minute. The result? Perfectly shredded chicken! That is how I shredded the chicken pictured here!
Place Saltines in a large ziplock bag and roll over them really good with a rolling pin.
This is just one of many ways to crush them. I usually get them started being crushed in the sleeve.
Do you have some clever way of doing this? Food processor perhaps? Get the kids involved? Run over them with your car?
Toss the ziplock bag onto the floor in a room full of flamenco dancers? Use them to line the floor of an elephant performance ring? Share your suggestions below!
Chop up your onion really well.
In a small bowl, combine eggs, seasonings, and milk.
Oh! I got to meet Dolly Parton last Friday! Seriously!
If you look to the right, you’ll see a play button and you can click that to hear all about where I was and what I was doing on this week’s Southern Fried Radio Show
Mix them up really well with a fork.
In a separate bowl place your chicken, cracker crumbs, and onion.
Stir that up well.
Pour in your liquid ingredients
(That dark stuff is the poultry seasoning floating on the top. I know it’s kinda ugly and I apologize. I started to put a soft focus on it or photo shop it to make it look better but then I thought “Get a grip, It’s poultry seasoning.“)
Stir that up really well.
Now cover this with a towel and let it sit for about five minutes.
Don’t you just love flour sack towels? That’s what people used in the old days, literally the sacks that flour came in, repurposed into towels. They were also repurposed into a lot of clothing, specifically undies and bloomers. Little girls would be outside playing and the wind would blow their dresses a bit and you’d see what brand of flour their Mama’s used
Form into patties with your hands, pressing together really well as you form them.
I make big old patties for sandwiches and usually end up with about five but you can easily make smaller ones and get seven or eight.
Now put about a tablespoon or so of oil in a skillet, heat it on medium heat for a minute or two, and pop those puppies in there.
Cook until browned on both sides, flipping once (or twice if you need to, ain’t nobody gonna judge here)
I needed a better pic so I took my skillet with the finished chicken patties out to the sunroom.
They did a good job posing, didn’t they? They were probably thinking “If we’re really still, maybe she’ll hurry up and get us out of this hot skillet!”
So at this point, It was closing in on afternoon when I as taking this shot, which means the sun was in a great position to cast shadows on the plate – which is exactly what you don’t want…..
But I don’t always want to cook supper at two o clock in the afternoon and reheat it when we’re ready to eat. Today, I was being a rebel and cooked supper when I wanted — with no regard to the lighting. As a result, this is the best photo. ~sighs~
Now I have remorse. but I whenever I feel guilty at the time – my stomach overrides it.
Here is another shot with shadows and obvious signs of me wanting to eat more than I wanted a good photo. Maybe I’ll make up for it by including a casserole in this year’s family Christmas picture or something…
Those are sweet and sour green beans by the way. Green beans with bacon and some other delicious seasonings. Click here for that recipe. I make a huge batch of them about once a month and then freeze them in quart sized zipper seal bags to heat up whenever we need a quick side. They microwave well and you can’t ever tell they weren’t freshly made. Good stuff right there.
As are these chicken patties. Goodness gracious are they ever good!
This is what it looks like inside. Incredibly tender and flavorful. These also freeze very well! You can cook and then freeze or freeze and then cook.
Life and recipes are far more versatile than we realize .
Put a big smile on, bring your best attitude, and dive in head first!
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Now tell me, what is the most creative and/or elaborate way you can think of to crush saltine crackers?